Well, who would have thought it! I've managed to maintain an unsteady stream of blog burble for a whole year, making this my anniversary post.
Through what kind of drug-induced haze, exactly 365 days ago,did I presciently write that first paragraph?
"In case you're wondering, dear reader, I am most definitely not writing this whilst sitting in the kitchen sink. However, I did see a Dalmatian yesterday. These two small facts may well have set the tone for all that follows, today, tomorrow and in the future."
Why prescient? Has the numpty gone and enrolled in the Dodie Smith Appreciation Society? Are there slightly more than one hundred spotty dogs frolicking on the lawns of Tense Towers?
Heck, no, it's mainly because the bathroom is currently out of bounds undergoing refurbishment.
Still not seeing vast amounts of prescience?
Well, the works in progress have led to some drastic measures on the hygiene front...